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cumming_alan

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Jul 19, 2006 22:55

I've just read over my last post and have ended up partially covering my head with my hands and going no no no no no no no, oh you fucktwat wanker right on hippy bastard. And yet, it remains. Commented with very lovely comments except for JLM and now there's not much I can do to sneak words around and pretend I hadn't actually written something ( Read more... )

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r_romijn July 21 2006, 04:03:40 UTC

I hope you realize that from now on I am addressing every Hallmark card and gift to a certain "Lola Granola" on those special days. Jesus, Alan, I can't believe you've already mentioned Chaka Khan.

Hahaha, I'm not even touching on the gerbil thing.

cumming_alan July 21 2006, 04:10:11 UTC

Her name was Lola, she was HIPPY. Still in the skirt she used to wear, the hellbitch never washed her hair but now it's DISCO. But not for LOLA.

I have to mention Chaka Khan! I had to sing Ce Ce Peniston to Mia in my W_W post, too. It's the law, Lechuga.

I'm not touching any gerbils either. Ach.

r_romijn July 21 2006, 04:18:34 UTC

I think you should rewrite the song and release a single. The gay bars will be eating up your brilliant remake.

I guess it's okay as long as you don't mention Cher...

cumming_alan July 24 2006, 06:23:12 UTC

The gay bars and most of Europe's discos. Which, alarmingly, are strikingly similar in every way except the idiom.

What about LIZA?

bettanyp July 21 2006, 04:26:10 UTC

You should make a list of all your regrets and see if one makes it on there for 2 weeks in a row or something.

I don't even want to start with the gerbil thing.

cumming_alan July 24 2006, 06:22:07 UTC

I have a Regrets Diary. It's just the thing to drag out during parties when people are too legless to coordinate playing cards. "Oi oi, sez here Alan regrets breaking his ex-boyfriend's Coal Miner's Daughter VHS. HAR HAR HAR HAR!" It's funnier when you're really drunk.

Best not to, good call.

fassbender July 21 2006, 04:56:49 UTC

Never re-read your old posts, you will always think yourself a twat. Or at least I do of myself.

cumming_alan July 24 2006, 06:17:54 UTC

Actually, most of the time I think, what a clever bastard I am! And then I walk into a door jamb or something.

kieran_culkin July 21 2006, 05:03:27 UTC

welcome back. now maybe we can get Jennifer here.

cumming_alan July 24 2006, 06:17:17 UTC

She may still be neck deep in mud bath in Western Egypt.

sabullock July 21 2006, 15:43:51 UTC

I don't think the "Cumming" jokes will ever grow old.

cumming_alan July 24 2006, 06:12:33 UTC

I named my whole line of body care products after bad puns. It's always been a case of get there before anybody else does.