We're closed. I'll miss you kittens like you wouldn't believe, but I'm having trouble getting reliable access. I don't have the means to contact the powers that be for that eternal, dreadful hold list, so it's best to give up the ghost, really. xx

Unable to post at the moment due to personal reasons, please hold. I meant to call. What a cad.

1.) Writing a handbook on anything pertaining to anything in which you consider yourself an expert is a terrible idea. Don't do it. Not only will everyone know your secrets, but they will also know you're navel gazing enough to have an expurgated version of your life philosophies ( Read more... )

Oh, the appearance of the gorgeous haileyleisha and my heart of hearts, daniela_sea has elevated me to a euphoric glee previously only found in the crab position. Add!

While I'm pimping: moennigk is going to marry me (I'll be an autumn bride) and gaoldman is going to cast me in latex and I get to return the favour and there is no reason for such a thing except YAY LATEX, and ggein gave me ( Read more... )

I won't lie to you, baby. I've been hiding out. It was one of those dusky times when my psyche and I were fighting because I want to strut and sing and it just wants to lie around sulking and only getting up to check its eyeliner in the reflection of the black, black pool spilling from its sheer angst. It's utterly utterly annoying of it and it ( Read more... )

"Heads pulled off, arms, legs here and there, it was a total carnage really."
- Daniel Medley, general manager of Wookey Hole Caves, scene of doberman Barney's attack on about a hundred teddies, among them Elvis Presley's former teddy Mabel, valued at approx. £40,000 ( Read more... )

I've just read over my last post and have ended up partially covering my head with my hands and going no no no no no no no, oh you fucktwat wanker right on hippy bastard. And yet, it remains. Commented with very lovely comments except for JLM and now there's not much I can do to sneak words around and pretend I hadn't actually written something ( Read more... )

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