Doberman Barney mauls Elvis's Mabel and other Wookey Hole teddies.

[cumming_alan]

"Heads pulled off, arms, legs here and there, it was a total carnage really."
- Daniel Medley, general manager of Wookey Hole Caves, scene of doberman Barney's attack on about a hundred teddies, among them Elvis Presley's former teddy Mabel, valued at approx. £40,000

Comments

[parker]

Hahaha wouldn't that be lovely? Fuck wars, we can just send Barney after Saddam and Osama, and then when he's done causing carnage over there, it will be "Here Georgie, Georgie, Georgie."

[cumming_alan]

It's superb. And ridiculous. And it involved Elvis. And the whole thing took place at Wookey Hole Caves. It's incapable of being better!

Barney should work security at Heathrow.

[cumming_alan]

I'm not sure even Barney could take care of ALL of them. Alas.

[m_rodriguez]

I still can't believe they had a dog guarding teddy bears. I thought the last part was a joke the first time I read it, the part about saying she was "a nice little bear" because that sounds well ew.

[cumming_alan]

As opposed to something else guarding teddies or just that teddies needed guarding? No, the guy stroking the bear was not right at all. No.

[janel_moloney]

Now go and stroke a Republican in front of Barney.

Not that I don't find the terrible and beautiful logic to this, I'd much rather rub one with raw steak at the end of a long spear to keep my distance. Barney, it seems, bears a resemblance of the demeanor of the average Republican. Only they would attack anything valued at a thousand quid. Barney at least had higher standards.

[cumming_alan]

No, they'd just attack anything of value. Snerk.

[elenasergeevna]

Haha, brillaint. Poor bear though.

[cumming_alan]

I can't imagine the clean up.