Unfinished Handbook

[cumming_alan]

1.) Writing a handbook on anything pertaining to anything in which you consider yourself an expert is a terrible idea. Don't do it. Not only will everyone know your secrets, but they will also know you're navel gazing enough to have an expurgated version of your life philosophies

Comments

[mattperry]

Brilliant. Absolutly brilliant.

[cumming_alan]

Tut. I never usually let comments ride this long, but rehearsals were a trial. Thank you, Matthew the Great.

[haileyleisha]

See, I prefer to see how many naked bodies I can find in my own bed, but semantics.

[cumming_alan]

What a dirty thing to say! You've corrupted me utterly. And that is an amazingly wonderful Parcheesi-circa-1972 blouse of joy.

[daniela_sea]

Yes to number ten and oh, you, you, you.

[cumming_alan]

You you you I hope you're still there. I am. Barely.

[daniela_sea]

I dragged myself up from the bottom of the ocean. I read your comment link - yes, let's do it.

[g_gershon]

I was talking with someone about this post, which really consisted of quoting bits and rolling around in hysterics, and it struck me - not for the first time - what a sheer fucking genius you are and how much I love you. You are and I do, and even if this is the worst comment ever, I don't care, because it needed to be said instantly.

[cumming_alan]

A genius? Moi? Well, if you insist.

I love you too and I think you should come to London and see me Bent.

[chaiken]

The world should understand an artist's life revolves around #7.

[cumming_alan]

Does it ever. I say one, I mean 4059387987.