I think tattoos are hot, but this one seems kind of redundant (link goes to porn; nothing weird but NSFW).

Amy and I are still hooking up, and it looks like she'll be moving back to town because she found another job here. I have to be careful to keep this a strictly friends-with-benefits thing because it's too soon for me to get in another relationship. She's made comments that make it sound like she doesn't expect this to be exclusive, but we'll ( Read more... )

So I broke up with Bernadette a few weeks ago, and in that time I've been hanging out with a girl named Amy. She actually asked me out back in March, not knowing I was in a relationship, and I accepted, not realizing it was a date. We went to dinner together and then went sledding. The misunderstanding was discovered and we decided to try to be ( Read more... )

So Bernadette and I are breaking up, thank god. It was obvious she just had no interest in the seamy side of sex like I do and was never going to break out of her vanilla boundaries. Don't think that was my sole reason for ending the relationship; there were several other long-term compatibility issues that influenced my decision cumulatively ( Read more... )

It's a sad day for a guy when his girlfriend's hottest friend moves away.

So back in high school I was a member of the National Honor Society. One of the things they made us smart kids do was tutor other students. I was assigned to this girl who was doing abysmally in a subject I was acing. I did what I could, but she just didn't get it. Her attention was focused on her future career as a fashion model. After a ( Read more... )

I need to figure out a way to have sex on the bookmobile.

With the bookmobile librarian.

She is so cute!

Herein lies a completely true account of the swingers' party I attended in college. ( Read more... )

People seem to reject the facial cumshot because it is demeaning and chauvinistic. I disagree. I don't get a thrill out of seeing a woman's face splattered with cum because I want to "mark my territory" or see her covered in filth. Semen is the natural outcome of sex. It's not even a byproduct; it's the intent. The biological point of sex is ( Read more... )

Sorry I've been lax about posting. The conversion of my girlfriend Bernadette from horny-but-vanilla to sex-freak continues to make gradual progress. There was a breakthrough a few nights ago: I was eating her out and fingering her and she started wriggling her hips to draw my finger out of her wet little pussy. At first I thought she was ( Read more... )