I DO BELIEVE IN FAIRIES, I DO! I DO!

I'm exhausted.

This one kid makes me smile like crazy. It's cool. I like it a lot.

junkies=grimey.

I hate people.

I decide to kiss the strangest people.

FUCK YOU, JACK DANIELS. YOU ARE NOTHING BUT TROUBLE.

ANN DIMICO IS HER NAME. AND, SHE BOUGHT TWO HUGGGGGGGGEEEEE BOXES OF TRIMISOL(VAG JELLY)

WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKK.

I met vag jelly woman face to face.
I threw up today after drinking warm beer.
I'M SO EXCITING. YES. VICTOR WANTS TO RIM ME.

*ring, ring*
Me: Good Morning. Cameron Drugs, how may I help you?
Woman: Hi, this is Ann blahblahblah.
Me: Oh, Alright. What can I do for you?
Woman: I was just wondering if my vaginal gelly was ready yet?
Me: Um...hah...I'm going to connect you to the pharmacist right about now.

what.
the.
fuck.