Phoebe: And if you wanna look 19, then you... you gotta do something about your eyes.
Joey: What? What's wrong with my eyes?
Phoebe: They give you away. There's just... there's too much wisdom in there. Just put some tea bags on them for like 15 minutes.
Joey: And that'll get rid of my wisdom?
Phoebe: Maybe just 10 minutes for you ( Read more... )

I, The Great Lump slash Blacksheep slash Demon Child slash Cunting Daughter, shall name this precious livejournal (one I have been deliriously wanting for months) after my favorite swear word of the moment: cunting. This foul term was used by the devil in The Exorcist in the scene where Regan was having a delicious 'go' with the crucifix---oh my ( Read more... )