Strange and Wonderful Things

[cup_of_smex]

Has anyone else noticed how much Zetsu-kun resembles a plant all the plants around here? I cant say I paid much heed to them before, I mean really, just look at him, he's like a walking fly trap but they realy add to the beauty of cafe. We should try to bring more native Japanese plantlife into the cafe how does one even manage to resemble a plant

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[cake_is_a_bang]

...................

I TAKE OFFENCE TO THIS.

[cup_of_smex]

.....And?

[cake_is_a_bang]

Zetsu's covered with plant soil all the time,

BUT YOU STILL HANG OUT WITH HIM.

[cup_of_smex]

No one deserves to be lowered to your level, worm.

and note that Konan-san is probably looking for me in order to get rid of you.

[bloodwithcoffee]

...This seems suspiciously like a whole post dedicated to ever so not subtly getting Zetsu's attention.

[cup_of_smex]

You're just paranoid. It's nothing of the sort.

[bloodwithcoffee]

....
...Well. Anyway. I have a surprise for you when you get home tonight. You better like it. It took a lot of effort.

[pleasantlysurprised --BUTOHSHITWHATDIDHEFORGET!!]

[cup_of_smex]

You did? What's the occassion?

[double_nomsalot]

I do have several suggestions. A list, in fact. I would be delighted to discuss them with you.

It is surprising, though, Itachi-san - you never expressed any interest in my plants before.

[cup_of_smex]

I would very much like to hear about that list. Tomorrow then?

That matters little in the long run, correct? It only matters that I'm interested now.

[double_nomsalot]

I suppose that's true. Fine, then. I hope you don't mind if I bring a few cuttings from my own garden. Just to compare to the color of the walls.

[cup_of_smex]

I wouldn't mind in the slightest. In fact, I welcome it, Zetsu-kun.

[origamicupcake]

Oh, I just thought we could chat. It's been a while since we did that considering all that's been going on. You're the only one around here (Kakuzu excluded for obvious reasons) that can hold a seemingly intelligent conversation.

POUNCE

[cake_is_a_bang]

KONAN-SAN!! YOU ARE SIMPLY EXPLODING WITH GOOD LOOKS, YAH~

EYES WIDE

[origamicupcake]

...um...thanks, Deidara-kun.

[cup_of_smex]

As long as Deidara-san isn't in the area that is fine with me, Konan-san.