.......This is /insane/.

[cup_of_smex]

Damnit, Kakuzu-san you were right

I get up this morning on my way to the kitchen, everything was fine, that is until I saw Jashin-sama (not the god, the feline incarnate).

The psychopath cat was siting in the middle of a perfect circle of thirteen  maimedbeheadedandbrutallyslaughtered ...deceased mice and small birds!! It was disgusting and their

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[cake_is_a_bang]

So that's what I stepped on this morning! Damn it, un! I thought I had killed something! I didn't know it was already dead!

EW. EW, UN.

That's gross! Stupid cat...

[cup_of_smex]

I have no control over Jashin-sama's actions, Deidara-san.

[cake_is_a_bang]

Obviously not, yeah. Or he'd be a good cat!

Stupid mice... What am I going to do with them?! Shit, Itachi. You should clean them up; it's your cat!

[cup_of_smex]

What? No, they we're Jashin-sama's gifts to yo.u

You pick them up

[green_latte]

That is... repulsive.

I do hope he hasn't eaten anyone at the cafe... Or your neighbors... Or the newspaper boy.

Think little Jashin-sama would like to use Orochipedo as a sacrifice?

[cup_of_smex]

It is isn't it?

Thankfully, I doubt a house cat is capable of killing a human...or at least I think so....

.....We should try it.

[cake_is_a_bang]

I second that plan, Zetsu, un.

[origami_latte]

Hm. Isn't there a Friday the 13th approaching soon?

[cup_of_smex]

......Shit

[origami_latte]

I'll see if you can't be let off early that day. No thanks necessary.

[cup_of_smex]

But I offer my gratitude to you anyways, Konan-san.

I'll also take extra care to make sure Jashin-sama says clear of you..... if I can manage it. No promises. /strike>

[cake_is_a_bang]

I JUST CAME UP WITH THE BEST IDEA EVER.

They should give me a Nobel Prize, un.

I found a way to get rid of the corpses AND get back at the bastard down the hall!

Okay, here is how it goes:

We take the corpses, put explosives in them, put them at in front of the bastard's door, knock on the door and RUN LIKE MAD. >D