One of my followers acquaintances gave me a robot girlfriend yesterday. They're not supposed to be released until September, but he works in the upper echelons of Sega, so it isn't difficult for him to do this sort of stuff.

But why I can't figure out is why he'd think I'd have any use for one of these... E.M.A. things.

Pein:

You left a few of your things at my place the other day (the Yaoi paddle has come in handy, however); let me know when you'd like to come pick them up. And while I'm thinking of it - could I get copies of the pictures from the other day? They'd be nice souvenirs.

 I was recently introduced to a concept generally referred to simply as "The Game" by one of my slaves aquaintances. The entire point of this game is to not think of it - and when you do, you must announce that you've lost to the entire room. According to my slave aquaintance, everyone is playing The Game, they just aren't aware of it until their ( Read more... )

The Following Is A Hit List

Those listed will be maimed/permanently scarred/tortured or otherwisewise tormented in every way, shape, and form available to me until I'm satisfied. In other words, boys, anything that makes your life a living hell will be my personal pleasure to introduce you to.

Hidan
Itachi
Sasori
Deidara

Fanboys are more useful than fangirls most times, I've noticed. The fangirls are good at cooking and cleaning - once they've been trained on how to handle origami, that is - and perfect for laundry duty, but fanboys are good for heavy lifting, reaching things that are too high, and things like that. They're easier to train than the girls, too. I ( Read more... )