Origami 001: Shuriken

[origami_latte]

Fanboys are more useful than fangirls most times, I've noticed. The fangirls are good at cooking and cleaning - once they've been trained on how to handle origami, that is - and perfect for laundry duty, but fanboys are good for heavy lifting, reaching things that are too high, and things like that. They're easier to train than the girls, too. I

Comments

[cafedouleur]

Abusing the admiration of others is just like you, Konan.

[origami_latte]

It leaves them with such a sense of fulfillment, Pein-sama; I consider it a good deed. In fact, I rarely have enough chores to go around, they're so insistant. Besides, willing slaves are so difficult to turn down...

[cafedouleur]

Being popular among piers is hardly a bad things, and I'm not about what you're doing either, however putting suitors of yours in the hospital is foolish.

[origami_latte]

He's not a suitor, he's the doorman of my building. If he were calling you "Pan" all the time, you'd want him gone, too.

[cake_is_a_bang]

You have fans? I wish I had fans. Boy or girl, yeah. Presents are always awesome, though if I got any it would probably be swallowed up by my apartment. Things tend to do that at my place.

How could they mix up Konan with Karen? Wait, I guess they do sound a bit similar.

Hey, Itachi. Doesn't your little brother hang out with a girl named Karen, un?

[origami_latte]

Fans are nice to have. They're good housekeepers.

And if you call me Karen even once, you're going the way of the doorman.

[cake_is_a_bang]

Heyheyhey, don't start PMSing on me, Ka- Konan-chan! I'll never call you Karen!

Karen count: 8?

[bloodwithcoffee]

Indeed, why would you call her Karen? Calling Konan 'Karen' would make your face get friendly with a wall, so chances that you would call her Karen are minimal, aren't they? It would be to your disadvantage, after all, to call Konan 'Karen'. Karen is such a plebeian name. Poor thing, having a name such as Karen. Any woman named Karen has my pity. Honestly, Karen?

[bloodwithcoffee]

Never pinned you down as the manipulative sort of wench.

[origami_latte]

They beg for it, Hidan. I'm simply not cruel enough to deny them.

[bloodwithcoffee]

You're so fucking sweet, it's sickening.

[origami_latte]

My worshipers fans seem to appreciate it well enough.

[sinisterchef]

Konan-san, I agree. Satin is the best sort of material.

[origami_latte]

My cotton sheets are a 1500 thread count. Satin would have been nice, true, but I still would've put the cotton on.

Why, do you use satin?

[sinisterchef]

Used to, before they got shredded so badly it was impossible to repair.

[origami_latte]

...I'm actually not sure I want to know.

[green_latte]

You have slaves fans? That's actually... somewhat awesome. But they messed up on your sheets, I have to agree, silk is nice, but far too slippery for some 'things', and it seems that venus flytraps have a taste for it. So never keep silk near a flytrap. Never.

...Your doorman is a moron that needs a new hearing aid little confused, it seems. Konan sounds nothing like that horrible, horrible western name.

[origami_latte]

It's so nice to know that Pein-sama and I aren't the only ones in the cafe with IQs over 70, Zetsu. It really is. I'll keep that in mind.