You Fail

[cupids_crash]

Top ten thoughts on slinging coffee:

1) If you order Frappa-anything you deserve the heart attack it will give you

2) Hooked on phonics works; say it with me "ma-kee-ah-toe"...now "moe-ka"...NOT "ma-chi-ka-toe" or "mo-chu!" Jesus!

3) Don't ever, ever ask me for cream to put in your latte

Comments

[imprimis5]

Oh, my favourite. Getting a Grande Sugar-Free Vanilla Soy WITH WHIP Latte. Let's think of the pointlessness of this.

[vaxra]

Among the many, many reasons I do not miss Starbucks. Oh, and just to aggravate you... my personal drink order: iced, grande, xtra sugar-free vanilla, soy, xtra caramel, caramel macchiato. =) And imagine the fun I have when I turn around and ask for it without espresso, LOL.

[cupids_crash]

Oh, and that's another fucking thing...it's venti (ven-tee) not fucking vee-en-teh. I swear, if you can't read, you shouldn't be able to consume a 200 degree beverage.

[cupids_crash]

What does that even mean!?