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So today's my day off, planned to be spent studying chemistry for the most part, yippee huh ( Read more... )

1. Would you rather kill a puppy with your bare hands or make out with your father ( Read more... )

Here's the scoop: I'm at work, running register, minding my own business, when our guy on the esspresso bar misses a drink. Kid's chocolate milk...no big deal. The shift leader goes apeshit ( Read more... )

Awww, this kinda made my day...


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I feel like I'm losing my humanity, like I'm being consumed by some sort of apathetic disease that's eating away my sense of connectiveness with the human race ( Read more... )

I feel all puky/gross. I woke up this morning with a nasty feeling of nausea which I hope goes away before my first class. I know what it is, but do I really care to fix it? The past couple days I've had ridiculously little to eat; I've just been living off of coffee/sugar. I know it's bad for me, but there just never seems enough time to eat ( Read more... )

You know, life's really starting to piss me off. I feel like I'm missing out on a whole slew of feelings and emotions that everyone around me feels. It makes me feel less than human. Or maybe I've just become more than human? No, I've lost something, therefore I am less than I was. And that's the truth, too; I really feel less than I was when ( Read more... )

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Top ten thoughts on slinging coffee:

1) If you order Frappa-anything you deserve the heart attack it will give you

2) Hooked on phonics works; say it with me "ma-kee-ah-toe"...now "moe-ka"...NOT "ma-chi-ka-toe" or "mo-chu!" Jesus!

3) Don't ever, ever ask me for cream to put in your latte ( Read more... )