Chauncey is going through a phase. She died red highlights in her hair with a permanent marker. She did it stylishly streaking the head area to look like a haircut but its still rediculous. Dogs these days(sigh). My little sister washed most of the red out and now its PINK! I said that we shouldnt give her attention which would satisfy her. She ( Read more... )

Chauncey's best non-human friend died. Pebble the rabbit was eaten by a hawk. I dont even live in the fucking outback. This is depressing. I kept a bloody little pebble from where Pebble was murdered. This is how I will remember Pebble. R.I.P

Chauncey and I are on bad terms. We havent been talking much. She sleeps in my bed everynight and everything but we havent been affectionate or anything. I think we might need counseling. Does anyone know a dog therapist or psychic? She is eating normally and everything its not due to either of our emotional problems... I just think the chemistry ( Read more... )

I once found a Pezz dispenser that looked exactaly like one of my friends. It laughed and laughed and its head bent back at an awkward angle. Each time a little piece of candy came out. It ran out of Pezz and I threw it away ( Read more... )

Probably the first association of music with numbers has been made by Pythagoras, the Greek mathematician. Around the 5th Century BC, he established mathematically the rational of the musical consonance by using the numbers [1.2.3.4] and their ratios. Pythagoras and his followers also believed in a direct relation between the laws of nature and ( Read more... )

I am a man of the wilderness. A wildman. When you are driving on the road to payson check the hills and you just might catch a glimpse of me with mudd smeared on my skinny body for camoflage, stalking deer with a bow and arrow. I am so Walden. I dont come home for days on end. Weeks! I dont even cook my meat. When I venture back into civilization I ( Read more... )

hypothetical conversation during dog walk ( Read more... )

Maybe when you need the air on 3 ( Read more... )

Chauncey is getting older fatter grouchier and bitchier. I think its because all she knows is people, and in fact thinks she is one. Chauncey is a dog and it must be frustrating to look in the mirror each day and see a dog face when your psyche is convinced youre a human. Does anyone have a canine friend that Chauncey can mingle and sniff ass' with ( Read more... )

Dear Paris Hilton ( Read more... )