http://www.newstatesman.com/culture/2013/04/darkness-beyond-language

OMFG it's like it's 2003. I am so going to be first in line to see this, how many other nerds are with me?

Also, here for the fan wank. Bring me life Martin, bring me gold.

Went to see the last twilight film. I was hoping it would be so bad it would be a great laugh, like watching plan 9 from outer space. It was so boring, acting has gotten worse and the only thing that was funny was the cgi mutant baby. Oh and Michael sheen but he is such a troll in these p.o.s. work that pay check tony!

Feel like I should be linking to MySpace and talking about Friendster. Fuck I am so old.