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Bible thumpers got it all wrong! They preach the Bible, yet they obviously do not read it. They protest abortions, yet the Bible obviously promotes it! Psalms 137:9 - "Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones." They protest slavery, yet the Bible obviously promotes it as well! Luke 12:47- "And that servant, ( Read more... )

This seems to be an insanely popular live journal site... why?
http://www.livejournal.com/users/ea_spouse/

Someone investigate, for I am parched!

Maintenance ( Read more... )

Are those numchucks in your pants or are you just happy to see me ( Read more... )

Today, for some reason or another, I am in a good mood. Could if be my hedonism has taken ahold of me and I've been buying stupid shit for myself? Could be ( Read more... )

She slowly pulled away and wiped the black tears from her eyes. In her rear-view mirror she could see him storm inside. Before the heave oak door could close behind him, he was already kneeled over in an emotional wreck. She stopped at the sign around the corner, cleared the make-up streaming down her face, and re-did the liner. After she was again ( Read more... )

A man and his son are walking in the dog park. They suddenly come up to these two dogs just going at it. The little boy asked, "Daddy, what are they doing?" "Well son, they are making puppies," he replied. "Oh..." says the son. Then they continue on their marrily way. That night, the son wakes up from hearing a noise, so he walks into his parents ( Read more... )

So, I had a hockey game tonight. My team dominated for the third game in a row. Tonights score was 7-2. Let me explain the two goals on me... The first, I didn't care. I didn't try. I didn't do much. The puck was all over the place and no one told me where it was. The second one, I could have stopped. I should have stopped. I almost stopped. I ( Read more... )

I am finally legal to most, and illegal to some ( Read more... )