But not as awesome as Gino, because apparently, he is 18X sweeter than everyone. That, and he won the 89X radio contest for harriest man (scroll down the page to see him). Fuck you Gino, you non-hairy bastard. And you too Fahed, for being a bitch. And Smokey, for being an evil black piece of shit. And Jen, for not giving me boobs.

I know this is late, but I just want to say thank you to everyone that wished me a happy birthday and got me gifts. I really appreciate it, I love everyone (except for Fahed; he's a bitch cause he hurt his ankle again ( Read more... )

So I went to the Duncan Sheik concert last night with Jen, Fahed, and Andrea in Ann Arbor.........and it was ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC! I love that man, he is amazing! I'll definitely be him again next time he's in town. And if he comes to Ann Arbor again, I want to take the day off and just stroll around downtown before the show because it seems ( Read more... )

10 Random thoughts ( Read more... )

It's games like this that make me love Nintendo. If you get the chance, check out some of those videos of the game "Donkey Kong Jungle Beat." Looks like a normal platforming game, right? WRONG! You actually control DK using special bongos! Tap the right bongo to move right, left to move left, both to jump, and clap to attack. I'm definitely ( Read more... )

( Here are some funny videos, courtesy of Gino )

Ok, it's been nearly 3 weeks since the last time I played basketball (thanks to the holidays and the little bitch Fahed and his weak-ass stomach).......the lack of basketball is killing me! It's to the point where I had 2 dreams about basketball in one night, and as Jen knows, I don't dream much ( Read more... )

A three-year-old little boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.

"Mama," he asked, "Are these my brains?"

Mama answered, "Not yet."

Merry Christmas everyone! And Happy 24th Birthday to Mindy (you old fart :-P ( Read more... )