Happy singles awareness day!

[curried_ninja]

Well, it’s that time of year again. I’ve become painfully aware that I’m single and all the awesome girls are either taken or don’t want a boyfriend. I’m in my room eating a tuna sandwich and woefully drinking a glass of milk. While most would be pining over love lost and how bad their life is without whichever previous significant other they find

Comments

[shortnessrocks]

Being single with everybody taken or not wanting somebody sucks.

Actually being alone on Valentine's day sucks...damn...this day sucks

[thefairladykate]

I went to a bitter singles party, and all of us ended up being pretty happy. It's impossible to be unhappy when you're eating pizza, watching Back to the Future, and playing Trivial Pursuit. Heh.

Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
All my base
Are belong to you

Happy V-Day!

[bestioles]

Valentine's day is awesome. In fact, it's Awesome. This is because it is, logically enough, followed by The Day After Valentine's Day, upon which candy is half price! AND you can get Easter Candy already, so you can have heart-shaped boxes of chocolate and Cadbury eggs at the same time. It just doesn't get better than that.

Part wimp and part pussy

[safetyswami]

Valentine's Day is just another excuse for us to go out and spend money in an attempt to get laid. Really, it's basically just prostitution without any guarantee of sex in return. Homie don't play THAT game.