This may be my last post for a while. I wasn't even going to make one, but I was told that this was something that needed to be done, and that I was the only one qualified. It may not be amusing, but it'll at least be informative ( Read more... )

I was going to do one last love poem, but this was just too good to pass up ( Read more... )

Responsible: An Ode To My Bong

Glass of purple and of yellow
Short and squat, a jolly fellow
Accents spiral up the neck
Even if the bowl’s a wreck
Needs some water, just like us
Otherwise it’s all a bust
Sturdy, loyal, solid base
Small enough for any face
Responsible for loads of fun
Just wipe it off whene’er you’re done

Yeah, so I figured I'd start doing this like an art gallery. These few weeks will be 'The Love Collection,' in which I rip apart all sorts of ridiculous love poems. Quite fun. Today's entry is rather short, as it's meant to be more of a little pick-me-up for those a bit under the weather, but it'll still meet or surpass my rigorous quality control ( Read more... )

Random Love Poem (I'm Too Nice to Say Whose ( Read more... )

According to Entertainment Tonight, Terri Hatcher is 'To Old To Have Sex.'

Funny, most women try to hard to look younger to attract a mate. Rather refreshing to see one going the other way, as long as I don't actually have to see one going the other way.

Review when I'm not so tired!

Tostitos Hint of Lime (white corn tortilla chips ( Read more... )

Yeah, so I was sick, and then some other boring stuff. Whatever, this ain't about me, it's about your enjoyment, so enjoy ( Read more... )

So I was watching UPN when I saw this spot for an upcoming rerun of an episode of Star Trek: Enterprise. In it they claim 'The time war is NOW!' like this is really important and we should all take heed. Ignoring the fact that it's terribly silly to claim that a temporal war would or could be contained to one single time, something still just didn' ( Read more... )

So, I know it's been over a week since I said I'd do this, but then I went and promised I'd make it special. Being a man of my word I've kept to this, but alas, my arrogance got the better of me. I greatly overestimated my ability to make great heap funny about just anything. My truly special review simply had to wait until I found something I ( Read more... )