Thank You Lil' Smokey

[safetyswami]

Responsible: An Ode To My Bong

Glass of purple and of yellow
Short and squat, a jolly fellow
Accents spiral up the neck
Even if the bowl’s a wreck
Needs some water, just like us
Otherwise it’s all a bust
Sturdy, loyal, solid base
Small enough for any face
Responsible for loads of fun
Just wipe it off whene’er you’re done

Comments

[bestioles]

The classic Limerick style
poem is often left to while
away its time while its more
snobby siblings hold the floor.
I find this to be a shame,
And if I knew who to blame,
You can bet your little boots
I'd whack them in their silly snoots.

[safetyswami]

I love you. Really. This has made my YEAR.

Nobody else appreciates my limericks.