Yo, dumbasses.
A'ght, so I guess we can forgive ya for snagging what ya thought was some little girl that we'd pay some kinda random for or something. But ya only get one slide like dat.
We pirates, what ya expect, us ta start crying like little girls? Anyways, Captain's crazy. You can have her.
If yer lucky, you can pay US to take her back, if she
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