of course they do! but in secret as the company inquisition would root out these rebels and deem them "heretic", after which these inquisitors would brew a fresh pot (heheh pot) of coffee, strip you from the waist down, and pour smoldering liquids on your genitals ( whatever they might be) , while asking you, " does the coffee love you as much as you love it. NO! Well then you should drink a nice refreshing glass of Lipton cold ice tea to satisfy your sizeable thrist that you have accumulated by the time you have been given a regimented break from the slave labor you provide this corporitist giant, we call our company.
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