brian should never leave his livejournal logged in on nadia's computer. this is the ultimate result.

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Mac Dre is killed

By RACHEL RASKIN-ZRIHEN, Times-Herald staff writer


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With all of the recent discussion and confusion of who to vote for, I have recently disovered an amazing candidate. A lot of people do not know who this person is, but that does not mean he will make a great leader. I think most people will support my ideas and hopefully elect this person on November the 2nd. America needs a leader. Someone who we ( Read more... )

There comes a time in every young man's life where he learns about the birds and the bees. Most "Father" figures are usually the ones to relay this useful information but I had the pleasure of having that famous talk with Vishwas ( Read more... )

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

I fucking hate sandwhich places that put a shit load of lettuce to make the sandwhich look bigger ( Read more... )

Why don't witches wear panties?
Better grip on the broom.

I am going to be a witch for Haloween.

I have maple breath, anyone guess why?

I will give you a hint, I didn't kiss a tree!

Also, my 2nd mother is on her first date right now since she got divorced.

Should I:

a) Blow maple breath in his face
b) Shake his hand and think nothing of it
c) Blow maple and beer breath in his face while listening to the Status Quo

???

Guess What, The Vacaville REPORTER offered me a job today writing out horoscopes on a daily basis. It is great all I have to do is wake up and send them in via-email and they will be posted in the paper the following day!

By the way I am a virgo!

My boss asked me to do a practice one, so tell me what you think.

Horoscope 9/1/04 -Brian More' ( Read more... )