Can you concieve of a business where you give away 100's of millions of dollars in product for free and still actually have a business. I remain in awe of the people who call in to my company and ask to license a film for free. Here's the deal sweetheart, if it were free you wouldn't have to call any godammed body. People are so stupid I can't ( Read more... )

I have heard a dirty rumor that I was on a float at this year's Mardi Gras celebrations. Given the early arrival time and quality of free margaritas at my disposal (Patron is my new bitch) that last bit of the parade is a touch on the fuzzy side. As many of you know "a tad fuzzy" is how many of my evenings end but as this was 2:00 in the ( Read more... )

Ok, several of you have complained to tim that I hadn't registered I finally did. I am computeratorily retarded so my account will probably look stupid. If you get something like I have told you that you can't be my "friend" or something, remember that i am dumb and I drink a lot. give a sista a break!