Just 'Cause This Is Funny

[cursive_arts]

We live in a college apartment complex.  Across the hall from us live a couple of females.  Just before my roommate came to retrieve me from work, this is what he overheard.

(Two men leaving the apartment across the hall and stopping to talk in the hall)
Guy 1:  You totally cockblocked me.
Guy 2:  I was not fuckin' cockblocking you.  
Guy 1: Dude, yes

Comments

[ornithorhynque]

She is made of win. Though I have to admit, I find it funny that their egos couldn't even absorb the fact that they had no chance -- straight from the proverbial horse's mouth, even!