I wish I could find a job.  This is a little ridiculous.

Hey guys ( Read more... )

So since I'm at a new job at the moment, I've had to explain to everyone that I'm engaged, and he's actually a good person, and yes, I am in fact very excited about getting married.  It hadn't occurred to me that everyone there is discouraging my getting married with their slightly disparaging comments until I realized why today: everyone there is ( Read more... )

I found the new soundtrack for whatever your next movie is.  It doesn't even matter what it's actually about.

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It's just...  it has the most amazing... reluctant-gay-man-kissing-a-woman-kiss ever.  And some incomprehensible plot.  (Heh.  It's secretly just a link to the Lord of the Rings.  No, really.  Try it ( Read more... )

Search the answers on urbandictionary.com, use the first definition that comes up.

1. Your name:
2. Your age:
3. One of your friends:
4. What should you be doing?
5. Your favourite colour:
6. Your birthplace:
7. Last person you talked to:
8. Last thing you had to drink:
9. Your nickname:

1. Lisa: A very attractive kind of the female gender who has a sultry ( Read more... )

And I realized -- even if I write the least number of pages required on the rest of my assignments for the rest of the semester (and not counting Statement of Purpose and Writing Sample editing), I have 135 pages of academic writing to produce before I can graduate at the end of the semester.

Kill me now.

Bad Pussy

Everyone who can read this needs to clear the weekend of April 18th (or at least that day) on their calendar ( Read more... )

South Carolina is So Gay.

See?  Now they at least agree with you... publicly...

(And other fans of German Expressionism ( Read more... )