... Where am I? Where are my brothers, so that I can make fun of them? Where's my wife? And my son? And my ring? Hmm.

*taps Emeldir's shoulder*

Would the lovely lady and the little man maybe enjoy a picnic today?

I'm glad you asked. You see the time is now point-and-laugh-at-your-brothers o'clock!

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I just wanted to say...


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This particular sparkly is mine.

Not yours.

Not yours.

Mine.

And hers too.

So no touchy!!! *polishes ring* :)

I have another child.

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WOOHOO! *sends beer and cigars to every one*

His name is Thúren Atarinke Fëanorion.

And like, I'm going to be the Best Man at Gormy's wedding! Cool.

It's that time again, children.

( Aren't they cute? Mwahaha )

HEEHEEHEE!

It had to be done. There was no way around it. Stepmother Elrohir was beginning to get as crazed as Celegorm, so Amrod and I fixed him! Not like that, sick freaks. We gave him a facial/manicure/pedicure and dyed his hair and stuff. So now he looks like he used to. ... . ....... . ... AhahahahahahaHA!

Hmmmmm Celegorm... Why don't you come visit me and sing that song about... about what? About you wishing what? Wishing to have been born a girl?

*semi-longish pause*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Haha, I laugh at thee.

Well, I've got a new mun. And so... stuff.

She wants me to let you people know... ITS ALL CELEGORM'S FAULT!!!!!!!

Hey Emeldir, wanna go bowling?