I was told by someone they missed me.

So this is for them.

Hello. ::wave::

I'm going back to bed. My head hurts.

YOU'RE INSANE!

He will NOT STOP!

My back hurts severly. Mainly in the upper area, near the shoulders. And my throat feels a tad weird whenever I swallow. I better not be getting sick. That's just what I need...

Maybe I'll go take a nap. ::yawns:: But some Tylenol first. Gehh...

There was this buggy thing with wings flying around. I looked up, and it was on the wall. I ran and grabbed a napkin, and when I went to get it, it fluttered off. The way it was flying about, it seemed as though it were drunk, and had absolutely no sense of direction. Then it disappeared. God dammit. I bet you there'll be tons of drunken winged ( Read more... )

My mun's pissed off. There there, I know the feeling.

Sigh. ::eats a brownie::

That was a very long nap. O_O;

Summer is coming. If I see any little bastard children sitting outside with their overpriced lemonade stands, I'll blow up a storm from Caradhras. $1 a dixie cup my ass.

Hum dum dum, I'm back, I'm back.

...I sound like that Slim Shady character. Damn. But honestly, doesn't it feel a little empty without me?

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The Backwards Man was found dead in his home today. The death occured sometime around 3 PM, when nearby citizens reported hearing cries of "PLEH! PLEH!" over and over, seeming to come from the direction of his house.

Blah.

Someday, I WILL finish adding everyone to my friends list... Someday...

http://www.liquid2k.com/eomer/tattoos.htm

Thank you for visiting the Brand! You now have the Hand of Isengard tattooed across the middle of your stomach.

Well, now that's some appropriate luck.

Bleahh, it's hot out today. I hate humidity. I guess I got lucky because it's not extremely humid today. Ecchhh... So I'm staying indoors, in the shade, as usual. There's nothing on the tv, and it's too warm to take a nap. YOU try wearing these wizard robes in the heat. In fact, I'm going to go call Sears right now to install some central air... ( Read more... )

Am I the only sane person left here ( Read more... )