ONCO - Medical Record - Initial Consult ( Read more... )

When someone enters the bathroom stall next to yours and proclaims, "oh dear!" this can only indicate that either they've encountered the remains of someone else's asshole exploding, or they just shit themselves. Either way at that point their day has nowhere to go but up. Good for them!

A disturbing discovery while staying in an Embassy Suites this weekend.
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...but remember those days when you used to refresh this once an hour, vs. once a day or even once a month? Good times....

If you're going to be sending drivers through Arlington in the morning could you at least filter out the assholes kthx.

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...of the first "documented" zombie uprising. From Matthew 27:51-53:At that moment the curtain of the temple was torn in two from top to bottom. The earth shook, the rocks split and the tombs broke open. The bodies of many holy people who had died were raised to life. They came out of the tombs after Jesus’ resurrection and[a] went into the holy ( Read more... )

Why is it the only people who don't have to tell the truth to Congress are the elected officials of that body? http://www.newser.com/story/116186/stephen-colbert-jon-stewart-take-down-

Short version: HA-ha!

Longer version: Ken Ham and Answers in Genesis, who you may know as the carny-hawkers of creationism, inerrant Biblical literalism, and builders of that totem to ignorance known colloquially as the Creation Museum currently squatting in Kentucky, have been un-invited from two Christian homeschooling conferences. Why? AiG ( Read more... )

Guest column: Forefathers fought for religious freedom ( Read more... )