So this conversation happened.

[seren_bach]

Customer: what lightbulb do I need for this light

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[ertai]

I imagine if you didn't laugh at a customer's joke, they'd get angry too!

[surrey_sucks]

That actually happened? LOL. That's comedy gold.

[robertr4836]

Groundskeeper Willie: I could ne'er have shot Burns. It's impossible for me to fire a pistol If you check me medical records, you'll see I have a crippling arthritis in me index fingers.

[holds up his fingers, which are misshapen]

Groundskeeper Willie: I got it from space invaders in 1977.

Chief Wiggum: Oh yeah, that was a pretty addictive video game.

Groundskeeper Willie: Video game?!