im hard, jehovah said im barred from the pearly gates, fuck him, i didnt want to go to heaven anyway ( Read more... )

things i love this school year:
-john okeefe prank phone calls
-sheriene
-wendys
-kelly clarkson
-wonder showzen
-harralds restaurant
-captain morgans: tattoo
-chuck taylors
-celtic punk
-senor lion

...i kinda feel like burnin' lately

i just had the time of my life while working at harralds restaurant

I love having a fuzzy head and I plan on cutting my hair every week.

Best friends means I pulled the trigger.
Best friends means you get what you deserve.

(Give up the idea that you need someone to depend on.  Don't rely on anyone ever.  Chances are no one will be there when you need them.)

when knebel and mrs. sager have there first child together, it will look like ( this )

yeah so i laid the batista bomb on lauren today

yeah so matty woods makes THE BEST mozzarella sticks ever.
the come to daddy video is the creepiest thing ive ever seen.
jimmy frost is so gay.
i hate rednecks.

my phone is working again and shannon green is just oh so wonderful.

almost round 3, kathy mcdermott, shannon green, and ziti are some of my favorite things right now.

( and this )

Happy Birthday Thomas O'Toole!