According to the ultrasound I had on Monday, the baby is a girl!  :o)

Kelly & I had a really nice vacation, except for the part when Kelly got an eye infection which worsened on the way from Atlanta to Hilton Head.  We had to stop for three hours in Macon, GA, so he could see an optometrist.  He did not have a very enjoyable first day on the ( Read more... )

Contrary to popular belief, I have not fallen off the face of the earth, nor was I offed by the serial killer or shot by any snipers during my visit to Phoenix. I have been a combination of busy and lazy for the last few weeks. Here's a brief rundown:

"Lead" teacher meetings:  I am the "Lead" English teacher for my school.  This is a joke, because ( Read more... )

I'm leaving for Phoenix in two hours. Hopefully, there will be time for more updates when I return ( Read more... )

Insert the theme from the Price is Right...

A NEEEEWWWW CAR!

I am no longer the owner of George the Beetle. (Moment of silence in George's memory.)

I now have a 2006 Hyundai Sonata. I got an awesome deal. I really like the car. It has a 5-year warranty. It looks like this on the outside (mine is white):


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I spent my Memorial Day car shopping. Because it was about a million degrees outside, I wore a tank top. I did not remember to put on sunscreen. I now resemble a lobster on my upper arms, chest and back. Ouch.

Summer is here, and that means time to... buy maternity clothes. Yeah. Not that I'm not thrilled to finally be in this delicate condition, because I am. Kelly & I spent too much time, money, effort, and tears to get this way! I am just surprised that *justlikethat* my normal pants don't fit. I've gained weight over the years, but I've never ( Read more... )

So I haven't updated in a while. Believe it or not, it hasn't just been laziness, although I have spent a lot of time asleep for the past few weeks. When I'm not asleep, I'm either working or nauseous, and sometimes both ( Read more... )

I promised a picture... here it is! This is Mrs. Jones and me immediately after our award-winning performance of "Grillz."


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So we won the talent show. Or the "talent-less" show, as it were. I am awaiting pictures to be emailed to me. I promise to post them, even though I am sure they are awful ( Read more... )

School is a circus this week. To add to the confusion, we are having a "teacher talent show" tomorrow afternoon. There's really no talent involved, as far as I can tell. Most of us are lip-synching. I will be doing the female part of the song "Grillz" by Nelly (and Paul Wall and whomever else does that song...I really have no idea). If you ( Read more... )