I have a new livejournal ( Read more... )

Last night I came home from Nationals and went to an Ukelele concert ( Read more... )

Everyone in my family has 2 'n's in their name except me ( Read more... )

My house is an extremely modified garage ( Read more... )

All my friends are skeletons ( Read more... )

I really regret not doing pole vault and high jump this year. Maybe not so much high jump, I was pretty mediocre at that, even though I always went to provincials in it. I guess everyone else was mediocre that year too. But pole vault was such fun and its so exhilirating. I really want to watch them compete. Amber will win of course. Maybe that's ( Read more... )

So my mom got back from Italy last night at 3:30am. I had to wait all day to see her though cause she was sleeping in this morning. She brought me back a neat pair of underwear and a carved piece of alibaster. Her tripped sounded incredible. She has 5 rolls of 36 picture film ( Read more... )

skeet
to ejaculate.

example:

1. 
   Let me skeet, don't hesitate
   It ain't good to masturbate
   Hoe, I'll let you suck my dick
   If you say you'll be my bitch
   You'll be proud to be my hoe
   I'll take you everywhere I go
   If anybody else, you belong to me
   Is this my pussy? (woman: Yeah, Marquis...)
   I'm the one that has you sprung
   When I skeet, we'll have a son
   Skeet ( Read more... )

I need to buy a huge tub of blank CDs. The $25 ones ( Read more... )

Teheheh. I left my house this morning and there was a note held down by a rock. It said:

Lauren, Linda let me take teh car but you werent home. Too bad :(              Sandy xo

Call if you                    ps. cry cry tear tear
still wanna hang out

It rocked. I laughed. And now I dont understand why people dont hang out spontaneously more often. ( Read more... )