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[cutty_flam]

I say, does anyone know where to find a decent pair of trousers? I am only able to find underwear and these ghastly hawaiian shirts in my armoire. My word, all these sunglasses and not one monocle!  Preposterous! I shall have to rectify this posthaste

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[dragonaya]

You walk around pantless? Or you're just poor?

[cutty_flam]

Obviously neither. My armoire is just full of the menacing speedo. I did snatch a black pair of fine pantaloons from our cook. A pity his shirts did not fit.

[threeswordstyle]

where're you gonna get the money for clothes?

[cutty_flam]

I have my ways, old chap.

[threeswordstyle]

...what the hell

[cutty_flam]

Is something the matter with you as well?

[nogoodtuna]

You don't have pants?!

[cutty_flam]

Not previously, but I filched a pair from our cook. I think I may go thank him for his generosity later.

[daienkai_entei]

Oh. Dear. Christ.

[cutty_flam]

Is something the matter, old fellow?

[daienkai_entei]

You... Englishman... my brain...

[cutty_flam]

Do you need aid? Shall I call our dear Doctor to assist you?

[marinegrandpa]

...This is a really persistent bug.

[cutty_flam]

A bug? I believe I have no idea what you are jabbering about, sir.

[marinegrandpa]

There is illness bug thing going around that changes people's personalities.

[cutty_flam]

Are you daft, my good man? A mere illness cannot change something as permanent as a personality.