I'm just posting to let everyone know that I'm just really happy right now.  Like its sorta disgusting how full of butterflys and shit I am.

I think I finally broke my phone, it has a huge ass crack in it and I can't see anything except for stuff in teh bottom right hand corner.  Ima try and get a new one tomorrow or something.  wish me gl. SHIT FIANLLY

FINE YOU WANT AN LJ UPDATE.  HERE IT IS.

So Keir, Sam, and I were downstairs in the great room playing mario kart.  It was nearing the end of a race keir had finished and Sam and I were pretty close, when all the sudden we see flashing cop lights zoom past our house heading down the road.  Keir instantly runs outside, I finish the race (second place bitches) and run out right behind him ( Read more... )

Never EVER play  "For the love of God, DO NOT Google Image Search _________" unless you never want to sleep or feel comfortable browsing the internet ever again.

So a few days ago (since I'm bad at updating) my aunt insisted on doing my laundry.  When she was taking my cloths out of the wash she found a couple condoms I neglected to take out of my back pockets.  I loled, my mom loled, and my grandma el oh eled.  It was a good day.  I also played like a million hours of roller coaster tycoon that day.

ITT we post New Years resolutions and recap how we did on last years shit.

Mine:  (not necessarily in this order)
-Continue following Dr. Cox's philosophy on staying fit. "The moment you look at yourself in the mirror and are happy with what you see, you've lost the battle"
-Cook new shit (next on my list BEER SAUSAGE)
-Continue learning new shit on ( Read more... )

So, I'm gonna try this "posting about my day" business ( Read more... )

This is my one entry per 6 months. So... moving was pretty awesome, turning 21 was pretty fucken awesome. When I get money I'm going to the beer store to pick up some hookers. Today at school I was on the phone with Davie and accidentally said the word broad when refering to a dame and some doll gave me a dirty look. Happy Birthday Robot I wish ( Read more... )

I've invaded facebook http://facebook.com/p.php?id=11518159&l=d6eb26be4c

THANK YOU HEIDI!!

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