Objects cannot be sex. Hipbones are not sex. Conor Oberst is not sex. YOU are not sex. Sex is penis in vagina. You are not penis in vagina. If objects can be sex, then I am toilet. If people can be sex, then I can be Ron Jeremy.
P.S, I CALL DIBS ON THIS FLOPPY PIECE OF GARBAGE. IF I SEE
ANOTHER MAN WEARING THIS I'M IN IT TO WIN IT. YOU WILL SEE ME WEARING
THIS IN THE NEAR FUTURE.