So here I am, back again. Of course, I've "come back" to LiveJournal about, oh, five or six times, with six month to a year intervals between each glorious, two-post return. So, instead of trying to say something cute about what I've been doing or why I haven't been updating, I'll just say: I've been doing a lot of shit and I haven't been ( Read more... )

Themed mix CDs. I can't make enough of these things ( Read more... )

"I think I've had enough of the 'kid games,' 'adult games' thing. It completely misses the point. Are they afraid that playing a game with colors in it will make them a dork? Well, that boat already sailed. You play videogames? Welcome to Dorksville. You want to know how cool your videogames are? Ask your fucking girlfriend how cool"And if ( Read more... )

47 weeks.

That's how long it's been since I've updated my journal. Because of this, I am absolutely sure no one is reading this right now.

Sweet.

I suppose this post is supposed to be some sort of warning, or perhaps a disclaimer: Caution, This Crazy Asshole is Going to Start Posting Again. (Feel free to add the bilingual translation of your ( Read more... )

Just a note on my previous post.

When I say that I don't want to read people's minute personal bullshit, I do not mean I don't want to read people's personal thoughts and feelings on broad events happening in their lives. It's a journal after all, and that's what they're for.

What I don't want to read, what nobody wants to read, is an itinerary ( Read more... )

I know I haven't posted in seven weeks. There's a little thing on my user info page that tells me so. It's even italicized, as in outrage. Seven weeks!Bite me ( Read more... )

IF:

God is love

AND:

Love is blind

THEN:

Ray Charles is God.

Q.E.D.

Isn't it great when two people you don't even really know add your journal to their friends lists ( Read more... )

Here I am again. The good old Update Journal screen. ::patpat:: It's been a long time, friend. When's the last time I saw you? A couple months at least. How the hell are ya? I see you still have all the old Optional Settings ( Read more... )

A little Christmas cheer for you all. I wish I could claim credit for this work of genius, but I can't. Enjoy, and Happy Holidays.

The Night Before Ghetto Christmas'Twas da night befo' Christmas an' all in the hood ( Read more... )