Ocean's Eleven is fucking brilliant. Spy Game is... not. I think that's all that has to be said about that.

Meanwhile, Harry Potter, in both its movie and book forms, is way, way overrated. How anyone can continue to espouse the virtues of J. K. Rowling's pet series as anything more than entertaining youth novels (which they are; if I were 12 I ( Read more... )

Indeed, my friends, it is I, Chauncy Winterhaven Oglethorpe XVIII, returned from the testing, tumultuous trials and tribulations taxing my tired... tibias ( Read more... )

My first LiveJournal entry in weeks. I haven't had the time to write anything here for a while... too busy ( Read more... )

So not only do I post less than once a week, but when I do, it's just another fill-in survey and not real, thoughtful content. Ladies and gentlemen, the slacker revealed ( Read more... )

During the reign of the Roman Empire, the standard 10-month year was expanded to 12. The months added were July, after Julius Caesar, and August, after, predictably, Augustus.

Those sadistic fuckers ( Read more... )

First order of business: Kennedy, aka Catwoman, is my Hero for the Forseeable Future. All hail.

Now that that's out of the way, I can now subject you to the torture of another one of those internet surveys that's been floating around. More useless personal information you never wanted to know!

God, I love my soapbox.

50 MORE THINGS THAT, ADMIT ( Read more... )

I've heard (or seen, I suppose) it said (or written, damn you grammar!), on many occasions, from many people, that LiveJournal is addictive. They're constantly updating, changing the look of their page, spend long periods of time crafting their entries, and basically treat it with lots of care and affection ( Read more... )

We now return you to your poorly conceived, sloppily written, and very unregularly scheduled comedy programming. Please don't feed the author, sir. No flash photography please, it scares him.It's been more than a week since I last posted, and I'm sure you all have been quivering in anticipation, spending sleepless nights, lost without my shining ( Read more... )

I have enough theories on yesterday's events, from how the planes were hijacked, to how the buildings were eventually collapsed, to the politics surrounding the disaster, to the responsible parties, to what we should do in response to fill a book ( Read more... )

I apologize in advance: I said I'd never address any serious subjects in this journal, and I intend to stand by that pledge to the last. But there are some things that even I can't ignore ( Read more... )