SHINY_MONSTERS

STAY IF YOU WANT TO LOVE ME. STAY.

HEY OK. JESSICA AND I REALIZED WE ARE SHITHEADS. SO THAT IS WHY I MUST START OVER. I WILL INDEED SAVE MY DRAMA FOR MY MAMA. THUS STATING SO, I WILL PROCURE ARTWORK FROM THE BOWELS OF MY UTTERLY WRETCHED EXISTENCE AND IMPRESS THE SHIT OUT OF THIS SHITHEAD NATION.

YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT.

I'M A LITTLE WEBCAM, SMALL AND ROUND.
ON TOP OF THE COMPUTER I AM FOUND.
WHEN YOU TAKE A PICTURE SEE ME GLOW.
OOPS. MY LENS BROKE. YOUR FACE BROKE IT.

NOW YOU KNOW.

( JALVI ISN'T DIFFERENT. I AM. )

que horror. latest news on my life: been shopping for dresses and underwear. yay.

Your Lucky Underwear is Yellow
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she was a mysterious girl ( Read more... )

summer is starting to feel like summer. which is FUN. not boring. if your summer is boring, you need to fix that. unless you can't. then you can call me, and i'll have some encouraging words to say ( Read more... )

today might be the first day of fun if i don't screw this up.

bubbles galore bubbles galore
who may i ask do i deplore?
is it a girl? or is it a guy?
tell me oh tell me
i'd like to know why
they're feeding the fish
they're cutting the grass
the fish was delish
it was a dead bass.

ok, men. here's the plan.

grow out hair. dye it purple. assume secret identity among city dwellers. call new york your home. inaugurate yourself into biker society by getting a tattoo. date the minimum of 20 men within a year. share rent with a foreigner. make various trips to the groceries til the day you die.

ALRIGHT. SO IT'S SUMMER NOW OFFICIALLY IN MY PERSPECTIVE ( Read more... )