Except that, when me and my friends do it, we change the rules. We start by committing a serious federal offense (like bank robbery). Then, when the cops show up, we tell them they're "it" and speed away in our stolen get-away car.
As we careen down the highway at dangerously high speeds, my friends and I (minus the one driving, of course... safety first, after all) will lean out the window and politely try to convince the person who's "it" (the police, as you'll recall) to break off the pursuit by firing at their cars and car-tires with automatic weapons.
Usually, the game ends when the person who's "it" cheats and calls in a helicopter. Then, the only way for my friends and I to win is to drive our car off the road and into a canal, and hope we get washed far enough down-stream that we avoid whatever steps the police have taken to apprehend us.
...you know what? I got mixed up. That's not how we play "Tag". That's how we play "Chutes and Ladders". My bad.
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Oliver and I were playing it kind of one day and that's what started it. we all need to do that soon.
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Except that, when me and my friends do it, we change the rules. We start by committing a serious federal offense (like bank robbery). Then, when the cops show up, we tell them they're "it" and speed away in our stolen get-away car.
As we careen down the highway at dangerously high speeds, my friends and I (minus the one driving, of course... safety first, after all) will lean out the window and politely try to convince the person who's "it" (the police, as you'll recall) to break off the pursuit by firing at their cars and car-tires with automatic weapons.
Usually, the game ends when the person who's "it" cheats and calls in a helicopter. Then, the only way for my friends and I to win is to drive our car off the road and into a canal, and hope we get washed far enough down-stream that we avoid whatever steps the police have taken to apprehend us.
...you know what? I got mixed up. That's not how we play "Tag". That's how we play "Chutes and Ladders". My bad.
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