Here's one of the scenes I wrote (and appeared in) for the sketch comedy show we did last night. The beginning is cut off, but the relevant information is as follows: two executives have come to Gotham City to secure a merger with Bruce Wayne. Aaaaaand go.

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Wow, I kind of recognize this place. I think I used to spend a lot of time here ( Read more... )

I was born today. Okay, it's actually yesterday... and I'm in the timezone that the sun touches last in America. All I'm saying is that I saw the latest "Winnie The Pooh" movie today, and I loved it even more that I could have reasonably convinced myself that I would. If you have any sort of a heart at all, you'll like that movie for awhile, even ( Read more... )

Oh, just one more thing... you were amazing.

Thanks for the memories, Lieutenant.

As if there was ever any doubt on this, "Duke Nukem Forever" is a piece of shit.

In fact, it is apparently so horrible that the PR Company that promoted the game wants videogame reviewers to "stop hurting their feewings".

So you know... there's that.

I've got nothing but haven't been posting anything recently, so here's a ditch-effort to keep you all from unfriending me: a list of the celebrities I've met, plus commentary. I promise that all of these stories are almost entirely true:

Lin Sue Cooney (Shepard) - When I was but a lad, I was in a made-for-TV enviro-guilt special called "911 Earth" ( Read more... )

Here's an article about how young adult books are bound in human flesh and inked in blood.

My favorite part of this article is this:

Every year the American Library Association delights in releasing a list of the most frequently challenged books. A number of young-adult books made the Top 10 in 2010, including Suzanne Collins's hyper-violent, best ( Read more... )

In short, good game. Maybe even great, though I can't really be sure until I've finished it. Hard, though; the game makes a big deal about reading the expressions of the people you interview to tell when they're lying. The instruction manual gives some tips, and recommends you "trust your gut", reminding you that you have years of experience at ( Read more... )

If it makes you feel any better, LiveJournal, I never post on Facebook anymore either.

I'm sorry, LiveJournal. I'm just not all that interesting these days ( Read more... )