So that pastor finally went ahead and burned a Koran.

Lots of people are upset, especially people in Afghanistan who think the proper response to a YouTube video they don't like is to burn their own goddamn country to the ground. Before we judge them too harshly, let's keep in mind that Americans do that kind of shit over the results of a basketball ( Read more... )

So apparently the release of "Duke Nukem: Forever", the game that mole people with strange and simple needs have inexplicably been "waiting for" for 14 years, has been pushed even further back.

I don't care; the first "Duke Nukem" game was kind of fun in the sense that the only other games like it I had ever played before were "Wolfenstein 3-D" and ( Read more... )

So waitwait Beyonce, I'm confused.

You want me to put a ring on your vagina?

Okay, maybe I'm misinterpreting, but "If you like it then you should have put a ring on it?" Let's face it... it was your Miz Thang that I liked, not your finger.

In fact, if I remember correctly, it was your insistence on introducing your finger into the mix that caused our ( Read more... )

Today, breakfast means eggs over hard on a bed of pan-cooked corned beef with a side of rye toast.

It was awesome, and I can't even cook. I literally did nothing but "place ingredients in pan, cook until it looks done". I experimented with "seasonings" like pepper and salt, and that was about it.

But it's easily the best breakfast I've ever made for ( Read more... )

 Quick question, LiveJournal: is this what "jumping the shark" looks like?

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 I say no, but lots and lots of people (internet people, which makes them worth only about 2/10's of normal people, but still those numbers add up) disagree with me.

If you haven't been watching "House" lately, they're finally doing the House/Cuddy romance they've been ( Read more... )

So I haven't been posting, like, at all for the last while now. Part of it is the general malaise with which I am occasionally inflicted, but I'm blaming most of it this time around on the fact that I've spent the last several weeks preparing for, and then actually, moving out of my place and into a new one. I hate moving, so I tend to space it out ( Read more... )

If I watch the Oscars, I'm being trendy ( Read more... )

I don't mean to tell you how to do your job, Steven Moffat. And even if I did, you don't need to listen to me; you've proved yourself more than capable to stand at the helm of "Doctor Who".

But if I could make one little suggestion- more of a request, really- I'd tell you to give it a goddamn rest with the Ood already.

They're boring. Seriously, ( Read more... )

So Borders is bankrupt.

This isn't a surprise; even though they made us sell those "Pay $20 to shop at our store" cards harder than ever in these last three weeks, we employees spent that time imbuing our sales pitch with an urgent, yet unspoken, "don't be a fool! Come back in a week when everything is 75% off!" subtext.

I'll miss the people I work ( Read more... )

The Packers also won the Puppy Bowl. Lots of puppy injuries.

Those puppies' careers are over.