Instant Slash!

Just add water, and you're good to go. Amusing to say the least, I totally ganked it from one of the communities I belong to. It's better than most fanfiction I've read. *grins*

In other news:

Dairy Queen sucks. There, I said it. Mediocre burgers are not good enough for someone who used to make her own. Their Moolattes taste like ( Read more... )

Tagged by lyzrd! Sorry I'm so late, I'm not on this name enough *sigh*

Come up with 10 fictional characters that you would like to fuck/be fucked by, list them here, and if I tag you, well then you have to do it too. Or else little white hairs will start to sprout from your tongue. And no one wants that. No one wants to kiss a hairy tongue.

Trying for ( Read more... )

I've gotten my mother to listen to Beck's "Guero" CD. I'm such a nerd, hehe ( Read more... )

I want to go to a fair for some reason. I want to go and ride on a ferris wheel and then sit on one of those rides that seems to spin for fifteen minutes straight so when you get off you want to laugh and vomit at the same time. I want to eat some cotton candy and funnel cakes ( Read more... )

Borrowed until further notice from levi_adams_live

Copy this list of 10 authors. Remove the ones not on your bookshelves and replace each of them with ones that are (replaced authors are in bold, make sure to remove the bold if you match me).

1. William Shakespeare
2. Brian Jacques
3. Piers Anthony
4. Anne Rice
5. Neil Gaiman
6. Larry Niven
7. Walt Whitman
8. Orson ( Read more... )

Arg. Jury duty. First time.

Must do my duty to the country, or something. -.- I'm too damned indecisive to make a choice for someone else's life.

:: chuckles ::

There is nothing like walking around without a bra on. Letting your jubblies run free under a loose shirt while walking around the house is fun. Now if I stop shaving and taking showers I could be a hippie ( Read more... )

Goddamnit, my cats are being TOTAL ASSMUNCHES.

I have nothing to laugh about, but I think I'm going to laugh, anyway. There are sometimes when you feel so pent up and sad that all you can do is laugh. Is laugh and laugh and laugh at nothing at all. To pretend you're having fun all on your own to keep yourself from retreating into a little hole sitting in the back of your mind ( Read more... )