Can't we just say enough's enough when it comes to the news coverage of fires in California? Look, this happens every year, the Santa Anas start raging and fires go a-burnin'. If you don't want your house to be destroyed in flames, then don't live in Southern California. Matter of fact, if you don't like fires, earthquakes, strong winds, ( Read more... )

I read four newspapers a day, but most decidedly I decline to ever peruse the headlines of The Wall Street Journal. Why? Because it's Faux News in print form. I get enough vomiting of unabashed conservative drivel in front of my eyes when I pick up my local paper, The Times Daily, a New York Times subsidiary, but nonetheless one that shamelessly ( Read more... )

Despite the body cavity search and unpleasant treatment one receives after stealthily sneaking into a military facility and using their experimental technology, I had to try again to see what else happened in the future. I return after a very quick trip with this news report which came shortly after Palin announced her candidacy for the 2012 ( Read more... )

After my elation from the campaign subsided, my cynicism began to creep back in. Thus, I used all my ninja powers of clandestine sneakiness to break into the air force base near my house. Rumor had it that they were near perfecting a time machine there. I was all like Tom Cruise and his Thetans in Mission Impossible getting past security and ( Read more... )

"And to all those who have wondered if America's beacon still burns as bright: Tonight we proved once more that the true strength of our nation comes not from the might of our arms or the scale of our wealth, but from the enduring power of our ideals: democracy, liberty, opportunity and unyielding hope."

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It occurred to me that I have never shared pics of my favorite little fuzzies with my LJ friends, though I have copious amounts of pics of all of them on MySpace. At any rate, I thought I'd post a few pics of my bestest pals for you guys. And, sorry, too lazy to cut it.


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I don't want this to become only the "Bash Palin Blog," but it's just so damn easy. At any rate, I did have to share this little pic I came across:


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I am straight. Straight as an arrow. Some would say hyper-heterosexual. I mean, hell, I own Into the Blue, the worst film since From Justin to Kelly, and it's solely on the basis that I enjoy looking at Jessica Alba in skimpy swimwear for 90 minutes ( Read more... )

I swear I'll lay off Aiken after this, but I just came across this picture of him:


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Am I the only one incensed by the coverage of the VP debate last night? Biden was polished, well-spoken, logical, calm, genuine, and down-to-earth. Palin said "darn right," and "doggoneit," and winked at the camera and she was considered by most Americans at "exceeding expectations?" Is it really fair to Biden that he was held to a higher ( Read more... )