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[cynicalcharms]

There is a pleasant and yet unsettling lack of impending doom lurking in my stomach, and I don't feel the cold breath of an ubervamp breathing down the back of my neck. Anyone with valuable information relating to my current location will be spared from any future spells I cast that may go awry

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asdfjkl; I love Anya XD

[half_light_lady]

...*shrugs off the sex comment*

You're in Purgatrium, where we're supposed to repent for our sins.

<3 !

[cynicalcharms]

Yes. That's all well and good, but I don't do the repenting thing. Entirely too much work for someone who doesn't care about the things she's done.

[voice]

[bartok_bat]

Hello, sir. Are you new here too, sir?

[cynicalcharms]

Oh my god.

Are you a talking rabbit?

[voice] insulted tones

[bartok_bat]

What? Sir, no, sir!

I'm a bat, sir!

Rabbit, really...

[cynicalcharms]

This is the strangest Hell dimension I've ever been to.

[tinminiskirt]

You're in Purgatorium. Basically, you get to spend some time repenting for your sins while being cold, hungry, and constantly confused by a pair of idiotic deities.

Fun, eh?

[cynicalcharms]

Oh yes. Wonderfully enjoyable!

Please go away now.

mumblegrumble

[tinminiskirt]

Suit yourself, then. I was just trying to help.

<3 <3 She means it politely!

[cynicalcharms]

Yes, I accepted your help and read your words over the computer. They were very helpful.

... did I say something to upset you?

[im_not_a_rookie]

Spells?! You have materia?

[cynicalcharms]

No. I have magic books.

Are you some sort of unsuccessful, new age witch?

[im_not_a_rookie]

Magic books? How can you do that without materia? Unless, you're not from Gaia...?

Unsucces--I can cast spells just fine!

[cynicalcharms]

I'm from Indiana. Which is in no way affiliated with any magical realms of demonic nature.

Did/does Anya know Spike or Andrew? This question is highly important.

[etokyramnasmekt]

...familiar...

She's had sex with Spike and constantly picks on Andrew. :D

[cynicalcharms]

What is?

River's smiling widely at the thoughts of Spike that she's picking up. <3

[etokyramnasmekt]

...him. To her. To both.

...she knows Spike.

And Andrew.

And Buffy.

Oh, anya will join her in smiling widely. <3

[cynicalcharms]

Oh my god. You're not one of the potential slayers, are you? There's so many of them, I didn't bother remembering all of their names, especially the new ones. Cannon fodder is cannon fodder, I like to say. Good luck with not being murdered and surviving the apocalypse!