There is nothing more welcoming than being murdered by a clown and his annoyingly dull assistant.

An explanation of why I'm alive again would be appreciated.

River, thank you for putting your masculine and heroic efforts to work and rescuing me. I don't believe I'll be speaking to anyone wearing an obscene amount of facial make up for quite some

Buffy and Spike were here. The cryptic and oddly uplifting girl said so.

I suppose I should get a job, if I can find something that suits my capitalist ideals. The more money I get, the sooner I can dance with capitalistic superiority.

... I wish Xander was here.

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There is a pleasant and yet unsettling lack of impending doom lurking in my stomach, and I don't feel the cold breath of an ubervamp breathing down the back of my neck. Anyone with valuable information relating to my current location will be spared from any future spells I cast that may go awry ( Read more... )