This will be my final post in my beloved ol' LiveJournal ( Read more... )

Everybody knows I'm a Prince fan. It's a fact that I proudly admit to. He is, was, and always will be the greatest musician ever in my eyes. With his latest studio album, available now in the UK as a covermount with The Sunday Times and releasing July 24th in the United States, Prince demonstrates his versatility once again ( Read more... )

11:00 - Hook up Comcast Digital Cable boxes.
11:15 - Call to activate boxes.
12:00 - Check to see if boxes work, as the instructions say.
12:00 until Present - Stay on phone with Comcast technical support because they're a bunch of God damn fucking retards.
3:00 - Burn down the local Comcast office.

A stop sign does not mean stop indefinitely. It will not change to a green sign that says go if you sit at it long enough. You stop, you look to make sure there is no cross traffic, and you go if the way is clear.

That is all.

I realize that it may seem to reflect on a film like The 40-Year-Old Virgin, but hear me out for a minute ( Read more... )

In the world of a horror movie, there must be no such thing as other horror movies. By that I mean the characters in any given horror movie can't walk into a theater and see a horror movie. If they could, everyone would know not to buy abandoned farm houses and never to trust mysterious strangers who just happen to stop by at a time of dire need. ( Read more... )

UNKLE's War Stories has hit the intertubes. I just finished listening to it and, as I expected, it's disappointing ( Read more... )

First, we're gonna start with the single greatest tirade in the history of all sports: Phillip Wellman, manager of the Mississippi Braves (Atlanta's farm team):

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Secondly, someone needs to buy me one of these. If you want a real good laugh, check out all the customer reviews and do a search for "Republican". Absolutely hilarious.

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These are the single greatest pair of portable headphones I've ever experienced ( Read more... )