Steve Irwin Fulfills Subconscious Deathwish

"Steve Irwin, the hugely popular Australian television personality and conservationist known as the “Crocodile Hunter,” was killed Monday by a stingray while filming off the Great Barrier Reef ( Read more... )

Rita Cosby demonstrates all that is wrong with tv journalism:


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Tropical storm Ernesto was actually very pleasant. It was nothing more than a drawn out thunderstorm. Winds never reached above 20 mph, and although we were forecast to see 4-10" of rain, we really only got about 2". I knew it wasn't going to be a big deal, even with every news barbie screeching out evacuation orders between home depot ( Read more... )

The computer problem had nothing to do with AMD or Norton. It was a little web-optimizer dealie hogging up all of the processor stuff.
Blah blah blah. It's too hot to do anything, and there's nothing on tv, so I typed up a little cop movie parody to entertain myself, and because it's the only thing I'm good at.

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What's the difference between a sun roof and a moon roof?

Dangit. When I bought a new Compaq (last Thursday) with an AMD processor, I was worried that maybe it was a mistake not to hold out for a laptop with an Intel processor in my price range. Now, I'm pretty sure AMD sucks. AMD or Norton anti-virus. Programs aren't closing properly. When I shut them off, they remain operating in the background, ( Read more... )

Hollywood: YOU SUCK.

Walk The Line is quite possibly the worst movie ever made. Fans of Johnny Cash should file a class action lawsuit against everyone involved in the making of the film, (excluding Reese Witherspoon, who actually did a very nice job ( Read more... )

I might hold the world's record for procrastination: taking eight years to get a driver's license. But I did it today. [Hurray!] Somewhat anti-climactic. It's a functional, mundane piece of plastic at twenty-four, rather than a great rite of passage or a monumental milestone for a teenager. But, well, better late than never. Oh, public ( Read more... )

Overextended U.S. Weighs Its Options in the Mideast

"The worsening conflict in the Middle East is a blatant reflection of the weakness of the American partner," Yossi Beilin, a legislator and former Israeli Cabinet member, wrote this month in the Haaretz newspaper.

So...Syria in '07?

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