Swiped from asavas and fightscrime1. Go to the Wikipedia home page and click Random Article (on the side menu). That is your band's name ( Read more... )

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Your Cynical Scribe is not dead! She's merely been living a wild, non-stop life of skating, sleeping and lamenting her lack of unrestricted internet access at work. In fact, when she read this news item on Slate.com:

A study says curvy women are smarter. Sample: 16,000 females. Result: Women with high ratios of hip to waist size "scored ( Read more... )

Who's a Charm City Roller Girl? This girl. Oh yes.

More later. I have to get to practice.

Dude, practice.

Roller derby practice.

ZOMGWTFGTFO!

Text message to asavas:

Great. So now I've slept on derby peeps' floors, my car smells like pads and I managed to successfully take a dump @ Skateland. Can I be a rollergirl now?

Does this truly make me derby material? Let's find out, because, oh shit...

Tryouts! Are! Tomorrow!I was looking at the skater tot Yahoo! group the other day and realized ( Read more... )

Okay, so last weekend in Massachusetts? In-fucking-sane. It was random and exciting and ridiculous and hysterical. Denny's on Sunday? I don't think I've laughed that hard in a long time. And I'm so proud of my Harm City Homicide boys that I'm well nigh busting my bra straps. Tomorrow is more derby--a preview of championships with my Speed Regime ( Read more... )

I'm heading up to scenic Springfield, Mass. to see Harm City Homicide in action against Pioneer Valley Roller Derby this weekend. After work today oboe_sama and I will pick up fightscrime and whomever else needs a ride and be on our merry way. I'm not packed, I haven't checked the route, and I have no idea where we will be staying tonight, if anywhere ( Read more... )

Questions from fightscrime. Leave a comment if you'd like me to come up with five questions for you and keep this wacky meme a-rollin ( Read more... )

If I had my druthers, I'd be spending my birthday sleeping until noon, skivving off work, getting my skate on, hitting the pool for a few hours, getting some Thai food or sushi with friends and family, boozing it up a bit, getting laid, winning MegaMillions, and then flying off to Vegas for Rollercon ( Read more... )

I've been quite lax in updating lately. I've also been a horrendous e-mail correspondent. It's not like there hasn't been stuff to discuss or people to talk to, I've just been unbelievably lazy of late. Also getting my internet in fits and spurts while no one is looking at work doesn't help much. I get so much more done when I'm supposed to be ( Read more... )