It is a common misconception that I have no self-confidence. I posit that, instead, I'm just not very good at most things. I'm adequate/moderately good at a lot of stuff -- jack of all trades, master of none. (Hey, let's try to get Jack to stick as a nickname; it suits me, and I like it better than Cynth ( Read more... )

I am so tired and so sick to my stomach. Why? One or the other, please and thank you. Meh.

The peril in purchasing the 20-piece Chicken McNuggets is that you might just eat twenty Chicken McNuggets.

Dear LJ:

How are you? I am fine.

Just kidding. I'm appropriately stressed the hell out, thanks to bar review. I'm about to eat my weight in Taco Bell, then pass out, get up early, and study more tomorrow. Great plan! The dreams should be fascinating.

Lots of love,
cynthtastic

This week, I should do laundry, buy pants, buy groceries, get an oil change, get gas. Let's see how far I get on that.

Hello, entire world, not just LJ friends. I never talk to you. Hey, what's up? You know what? I don't care ( Read more... )

Anybody else watch it? This might be my favorite quote ever:

Amber: I'm sorry. I'm really sorry, for being so stupid. Do you think you can please forgive me now and be my friend? Because I don't like anybody else.

1 Pepperidge Farm Deli Flat = 100 calories
1/4 c. egg whites = 30 calories
1 slice cheese = 70 calories
2 slices veggie bacon = 60 calories

Ergo, breakfast = 260 calories! That's pretty awesome for all the food I get to eat. I better hurry up and sleep, so I can wake up and eat.

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Ha! Miss McGee.